Ready for another edition? The stories are endless of what our tyrannical little people will do, for reasons beyond our understanding.
Today my toddler cried because …
… she wanted the food on my plate, which was exactly the same as what was on hers.
… I built him a block tower. – Lori
… I wouldn’t let her hit the dog with her wooden play broom. – Hillary
… I wouldn’t let him sit in the refrigerator and shut himself inside. – Anna
… I peeled a banana for her. – Gulay
… I wouldn’t let him keep running because I was trying to stop his bloody nose, which he got from running around the house crazy fast and then tripping and smacking his face. – Kaitlyn
… the dog can fit through the doggie door and he can’t. – Ariana
… he wanted to play outside, so we went outside. – Kristen
… he needed a new diaper and I was trying to change it. – Michelle
… I sat on the wrong spot on the couch. – Jenn
… We couldn’t go swing outside while it was hailing. – Carley
… I asked her to find Easter eggs I had hidden around the house. – Katie
… I didn’t let her use crayons as a fork. – Elisa
… I let her big brother finish her yogurt after she said she was all done. – Jessica
… I wouldn’t let her scrub the leather couches with a toilet brush. – Elizabeth
… I wouldn’t let her eat raw frozen hamburger. – Sarah
What makes your kid crazy lately?
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